thefandomteapot:

¤♥¤Oº°‘¨☜♥☞¤ ADVENTURE TIME GIVEAWAY  ¤☜♥☞¨‘°ºO¤♥¤

BECAUSE i am terribly lonely with my partner in crime now in sweden, i am doing this giveaway image

PRIZES: image

  • 1st place - 8pc. Adventure Time Mocha Set (winner may choose from the original or genderbent sets, substitutions for characters acceptable too )
  • 2nd place - Adventure Time themed Bobu (winner may choose the two characters and a background)
  • 3rd place - Finn and Jake Keychain and Sun Keychain 

THE RULES:

  • Reblog and Like to enter until Nov. 15, 2014.One winner will be chosen at random after midnight (PST), no giveaway tumblrs please. 
  • You must be following us to enter. i’m lonely, so this is for those people making me less so.
  • You must be comfortable giving us your shipping address.
  • Your ask box must be open!!
  • We must receive a response within 48 hours, or a new winner will be chosen.

*questions please feel free to ask :) 

**multiple reblogs, etc are fine

I just want to play new games like Thief and AC but i can’t because my computer is fucking stupid and doesn’t have space to install stuff.

(Source: a-rtist)

What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

Stop shopping at Urban Outfitters.

overtheunderpass:

honeybeeprofessor:

DOnt shop at urban outfitters 

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they literally sold a blood-stained-looking sweatshirt with the name of a college that there was a school shooting at 

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they sold prescription-drug related accessories trying to make it cute

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they sold a board game entitled “gettopoly” i should not have to explain why this is bad

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they sold a super cissexist card with the T slur on it 

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they literally sold this shirt

PLEASE STOP SHOPPING AT URBAN OUTFITTERS

WOW, Ew

beam-me-up-broadway:

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

And China would give us the loan to do it cause we sure as hell don’t have the money

(Source: exeggcute)

what is the purpose of life

what is the purpose of life

(Source: vinterfells)

skyecandi:

overheard at the dominos I work at:

"pizza seller. I am going on a delivery and I need your strongest pizzas."

"you cannot handle my strongest pizzas, driver"

gangbanggirlfriend:

when ur crush likes someone else but u still wanna be cool and happy for themimage

(Source: bukkakewaifu)

jolly-reaper:

I swear one more time and I am going to actually make use of that nifty position of yours and kick you right in the groin.

jolly-reaper:

I swear one more time and I am going to actually make use of that nifty position of yours and kick you right in the groin.

abbyjean:

Charts from OKCupid, showing how straight women and men rate each other based on ages. For women, the men they find most attractive are roughly their own age. For men, the women they find most attractive are roughly the same age - 20 to 23 - regardless of the age of the man. (538)

olgg:

unrelated

sketch dump

officialbioware:

i think the people, particularly bandits and the like, of skyrim are the most resolute and unshakeable fuckers in skyrim

like they see a level 64 warrior dragonborn with fully legendary daedric armor and legendary daedric warhammer running at them full on and they look down to their steel sword and studded armor and think

"i’m going to fuck them up”

and if that’s not the most tenacious thing you’ve ever seen in a game then i’m fucking surprised

(Source: femboss)

(Source: the-dream-dust)